Testimonials About the Analometer™

If you’re thinking about buying the Analometer™ and you’ve already read enough, don’t take our word for it, read these testimonials from real users from around the country.

“My gosh, after my brother William died I never thought I’d fight another fire. My wife bought me the Analmoter™ and I tried it out. This thing is amazing. I can go into walls of flames now and never have to worry again I might overheat unless I’m actually on fire.” Bertram C. – Adams, Wisconsin.

“I thought I’d die in a forest fire one day because of getting too hot… that fear is dead and gone because of this goofy little invention, so thanks you guys.” Jake R. – Missoula, MT

“If I had a nickel for every time I thought I was getting too hot, I’d use them to buy an Analometer™ and never worry again.” Max M. – Greenwood, IL

“As a firefighter, I’ve always dated some really exciting women. So when my new girl suggested I buy the Analomter™ I first thought she was saying I was gay. I’m not gay but I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to trying something new a girl suggests, so I bought it. Less than two weeks later I was out on a three alarm fire when my wristband started screeching at me. My body temp had climbed to 102.6 and I didn’t even know it. I shut the hose off and walked away to take fifteen, and I didn’t die.” Roger H. – San Antonio, Texas

If you’ve had success with the Analometer™, don’t keep it to yourself, email us today and share it with the world.